If I lived at Net-a-Porter...

Tomorrow is my birthday and it's time to start thinking about what the heck I'm going to wear to celebrate the big day! I am attending a Cubs game during the day and have an evening of fun planned: dinner with the family and cocktails/dance-party late-night with friends... but what to wear! This begs the statement, "If I Lived at Net-a-Porter..."

...just kidding. That would look hideous on me! [No offence, Net-a-Porter but I am entitled to my opinion!] Here's what I'd really be interested in wearing...